They're tiny, they're toony, they're going to hunt you down
Warner Brothers' animation division has announced that they will be releasing a new cartoon show based on the classic Loony Toons.
Only this time, Elmer won't be hunting wabbits. Instead, it appears that Bugs plans on killing Elmer in his sleep.

Behold the evil, souless eyes of the gang now known as the "Loonatics." Set 700 years in the future, the toons (Buzz, Duck, Spaz, Roadstop, Slick, and Lexi) no longer cross-dress and fight over what hunting season it is.
No, instead they have superpowers.
And, judging from the fact that Buzz bears a striking resemblance to the rabbit from Donnie Darko, they also plan on killing you in your sleep.
According to Sander Schwartz, the president of Warner Brothers animation, kids will find the character of Buzz "very relatable and very relevant."
I couldn't agree more - I remember, back when I was a kid, how I'd watch TV and think, "This talking rabbit is pretty cool, but I don't feel that I relate to him. If only he had superpowers and no pupils."
So thank you, Sander Schwartz and the people at Warner Brothers, for finally putting someone on TV that I can relate to.
... Ok, now that you've been given the credit you deserve, can the Loonatics go away now? Their fangs and claws are starting to scare me.
Images, quotes and article all from msnbc.com
Only this time, Elmer won't be hunting wabbits. Instead, it appears that Bugs plans on killing Elmer in his sleep.

Behold the evil, souless eyes of the gang now known as the "Loonatics." Set 700 years in the future, the toons (Buzz, Duck, Spaz, Roadstop, Slick, and Lexi) no longer cross-dress and fight over what hunting season it is.
No, instead they have superpowers.
And, judging from the fact that Buzz bears a striking resemblance to the rabbit from Donnie Darko, they also plan on killing you in your sleep.
According to Sander Schwartz, the president of Warner Brothers animation, kids will find the character of Buzz "very relatable and very relevant."
I couldn't agree more - I remember, back when I was a kid, how I'd watch TV and think, "This talking rabbit is pretty cool, but I don't feel that I relate to him. If only he had superpowers and no pupils."
So thank you, Sander Schwartz and the people at Warner Brothers, for finally putting someone on TV that I can relate to.
... Ok, now that you've been given the credit you deserve, can the Loonatics go away now? Their fangs and claws are starting to scare me.
Images, quotes and article all from msnbc.com
Labels: cartoons, Children, terrifying



1 Comments:
Heeheeheeheehee.
I think it looks kind of cool.
Then again its me, you know me.
Though I definately agree that at the -very- least, they should come up with some new boys and girls for this....
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