A very special Idiot of the Day

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The idiot of the day is - drumroll, please ... Kathy Griffin.

Congratulations, Kathy, for working the red carpet at the Oscars. And by "working the red carpet" I mean being confined to the tower where you cannot have any contact with the other actors and instead have to stand there doing stupid bits where you speak with the imaginary voices that are coming through your cell phone.

Ah yes. When in doubt, play off of your natural insanity.

I'm sure you're a very nice woman, and I'm sure that you intend to be funny. Unfortunately, you are the anti-funny. You are the black hole of funny. You make me look like Richard Pryor, in the scheme of humor.

And it is, for this reason, that I give you the very special honor of the Oscar Pre-Show Idiot of the Day.

Don't worry. I'm sure someone will replace you tomorrow with their acceptance speech. Possibly. Maybe.

Hey, it could happen.