How could I forget?

A very special award goes to Sean Penn for selling his sense of humor in exchange for either that haircut or a relationship with Madonna. The jury's still out on that one.

But don't worry, Sean. I'm sure that when Chris said "wait for a star," he was thinking of you.

(and Chris, you're a close runner up - seriously, man, would it have killed you to talk about the movies that were nominated?)