Saving lions from damnation
Man Jumps into Lion Den.
Despite one man's best efforts, you will not be greeted by the Taipei Zoo lions when you reach the pearly gates.
Obviously, someone misunderstood the story of Daniel in the lion's den. Unlike Daniel, the man attempted to convert the lions by jumping into the lion's den and promising salvation. He then switched tactics, opting instead for reverse psychology by saying "Come bite me."
Congratulations. You may not have saved their souls, but you did win the first ever "Idiot of the Day" award.
Despite one man's best efforts, you will not be greeted by the Taipei Zoo lions when you reach the pearly gates.
Obviously, someone misunderstood the story of Daniel in the lion's den. Unlike Daniel, the man attempted to convert the lions by jumping into the lion's den and promising salvation. He then switched tactics, opting instead for reverse psychology by saying "Come bite me."
Congratulations. You may not have saved their souls, but you did win the first ever "Idiot of the Day" award.
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